other languages are so seductive though. if we’re ever fricky fracking please just say something in another language if you know it. say something dirty in german. seduce me in french. summarize the basic plot of the wrath of khan in spanish. tell me your favorite recipe for cornbread in latin. i really do not care. anything.
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
Dean runs out of good excuses.
Overused trope bonus:
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
- Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
- Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
- Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce
"How much money does college cost in America?"
"So, how are your finals going?"
Some of the best Disney quotes.